Maybe you've got an impending weekly weight in at the diet club or someone's sprung a blind date on you for tonight and you simply must get into those jeans that, at the best of times, require you to lie on the floor and writhe into them while two friends with pliers stand by ready to close the zip. if that's the case, here's the answer (:
level ONE,
* Sauna (often good for a pound or two)
* Diuretics (dandelion, nettle tea)
* Cut hair short
* Dress light : no belt (obviously), sandals, diaphanous dress
level TWO,
* Glasses off
* Wear cheap air- filled flip flops instead of those huge great heavy sandals
* Remove all jewellery, including tiny earrings, nose piercing and wedding ring (get married?)
* Cut hair extremely short
* Give blood (an armful weighs quite a lot). Refuse tea and biscuits!
* Swap big knickers for tiny thong, crotchless knickers, or net bikini bottoms
* Bra off - oh noooooooooooooooooo!
level THREE, - desperate last-few-ounce measures
* Cut or bite toe fingernails right down
* Pluck eyebrows
* Shave legs
* Do a Brazilian Wax
* Turn up in g-string // go commando, and bare feet
* Remove makeup
* Blow nose
* Pick scabs
* Clean ears
* Shave any remaining hair
* Read something sad and have a good cry
* Shave head - kasi botaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak
* Exfoliate. Twice
* Squeeze spots
* File hard skin from bottom of feet
* Spit
* Breath out last lungful of air before getting on the scales - tiny droplets of water vapour
escaping way just tip the scales in your favour.
Failing all these, have your legs amputated.
- The parent company of Weight Watchers is HJ Heinz -
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berani cubalah. hahaha.
give the results if you had done. haha.
About Me
- Jayhaqueen
- Hello, My name is Jasmine haqueen. people may call me Jay. agies - 13. My body small and you doesnt believe if i'm 13. and you will say like as well year 5. people, i'm in love with photography and fashion but not good in it. and i addicted with music. music me high. ohh and yes, maybe you too ;)
